SalZilla

She (Piper) doesn’t like that at all. I know what she’s saying because I used to talk like that too.

• I'm a little bit of a Mr. Fix-it and a Mr. Break-it. #
• Adults don't get what they want. Only kids get what they want. #
• Santa's too fat to fly. That's why he's not real. (Moms then asked if Sal's ever seen a big guy on an airplane, flying. Dad was the answer) #

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• You don't need to get me toys for Christmas. You can just get me a lot of olives. #

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• I think I need something that will keep my whole body warm. Like a Snuggie. #

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• Dad! We should have lots of parties and invite Etna…and maybe sometimes she would bring Michelle. #